TezZ Da Spa@ce MaN

Author: TezZ Da Spa@ce MaN
Date: Jun 12, 2008
Views: 2909

TezZ Da Spa@ce MaN frequently sends over some poems or jokes. Time to share it - Enjoy!


 
 
sTarS
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip...
set up their tent...
and fall asleep...
hours later...
Holmes wakes his faithful friend...
Watson...
look up at the sky and tell me what you see...
Watson replies...
I see millions of stars...
What does that tell you...
Watson ponders for a minute...
Astronomically speaking...
it tells me that there are millions of galaxies...
and potentially billions of planets...
Astrologically...
it tells me that Saturn is in Leo...
Time wise...
it appears to be approximately a quarter past three...
Theologically...
it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small...
and insignificant...
Meteorologically...
it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow...
What does it tell you...
Holmes is silent for a moment...
and then speaks...
Someone has stolen our tent...
 
 
Y & K
Yusuf and Khatiza were flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces,"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning, and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!" Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.
An hour later Yusuf turns to his wife and asks, "Khatiza, did we pay our quarterly dues check to the bandra jamaat yet?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds.
Yusuf, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks,"Khatiza, did we pay our wajebad?"
"Oy, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the check," she says.
"One last thing, Khatiza. Did you remember to send a check for the installing the lift in the bandra mosque fund," he asks
"Oy, forgive me, Yusuf," begged Khatiza. "I didn't send that one, either."
Yusuf grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years.
Khatiza pulls away and asks him, "So, why did you kiss me?"
Yusuf - "They'll find us."
 
 
 
 
TimE pasS
every morning...

wE are blessed with twenty four hours...

a newly spun web...

no pattern...

free will...

to weave however we choose...

but round & round wE go...

as destined as the Earth...

to revolve and rotate...

spin...

you...

mE...

n' da itsy bitsy spider...

macro & micro...
 
 
 
eX´s
A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his

girl friend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is

just too great. I'm sorry.

Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love,

Becky

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any

snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends,

sisters or ex-girlfriends.

In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures

of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos

in that envelope along with this note:

Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.

Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to mE.

Take Care,

Ricky
 
 
 
BCC
 
dear dearest...

can remember playing with words...

as long as i can commit...

to my memory...

but...

before wE had human speech...

messengers...

pigeons...

morse code...

wE really didn’t have much of a medium...

to translate how wE felt...

over time...

consuming distances...

@ onE point...

da edge of the earth...

was as far as wE thought v could g0...

without falling into oblivion...

the arT of communication...

an exchange of glances...

frum onEs eyes...

to the other...

i...

think...

best did...

&...

always will...

do da trick...

so...

have deleted alL...

in mE ouT Look...

address book...

yeS...

now wE use electronic mail...

to say what has to be said...

send da message across...

dwelling in da past...

decadeish...

wE all transacted with...

hotmail and yahoo...

of course gmail...

da...

604...

isra...

hi5...

orkut...

facebook...

blah...

bUt...

EyE...

sTill...

have my first e i d...

and know most of your i.d’s by...

HeArT...

created...

a great deal before 2000 a d...

and since change is an invariable...

i request u to0...

acknowledge...

this message...

a reply...

perhaps...

maybe a for word...

so wE can keep the smoke signals going...

2day...

n'

always...

much...

loVe...
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