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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip...
set up their tent...
and fall asleep...
hours later...
Holmes wakes his faithful friend...
Watson...
look up at the sky and tell me what you see...
Watson replies...
I see millions of stars...
What does that tell you...
Watson ponders for a minute...
Astronomically speaking...
it tells me that there are millions of galaxies...
and potentially billions of planets...
Astrologically...
it tells me that Saturn is in Leo...
Time wise...
it appears to be approximately a quarter past three...
Theologically...
it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small...
and insignificant...
Meteorologically...
it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow...
What does it tell you...
Holmes is silent for a moment...
and then speaks...
Someone has stolen our tent...

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his



girl friend back home. It read as follows:



Dear Ricky,



I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is



just too great. I'm sorry.



Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.



Love,



Becky



The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any



snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends,



sisters or ex-girlfriends.



In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures



of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos



in that envelope along with this note:



Dear Becky,



I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.



Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to mE.



Take Care,



Ricky